Normally, I would leave the more emotional posts at the holidays to Aaron, since he's the artist in the family, and has such a way with words. But this year, we got something extra special for Christmas and I just couldn't help myself. I couldn't wait to tell everyone about it. I mean, it's just not every year that a family gets something like this at the holidays.
First, let me give you a minute to guess: What's more common in France than mimes, black berets and dog poo on the sidewalks?
French mime wearing black beret
No dog poop zone (bah, ha, ha, ha! Ça n'existe pas.)
No, it's not second-hand smoke in your face (ok, yes, technically that is more common. But that's not what we got for Xmas).
Obviously not French. This combination of words would never occur to a Frenchman. |
No folks, this year, we got something truly memorable...
LICE!
You're welcome for not showing you a gross magnified picture of actual lice. |
Yep. Head lice. My first thought: where did they get them? OK, you're right, that was my second thought. Obviously, they got them at school. Lice is the great French back-to-school tradition.
My real first thought was, "do I have them?" Non! Of course not, I don't get lice.
My next thought was that poor Daphne has been complaining about her itchy head for well over 2 months (great diagnostic skills, Dr Mom). And they've all had friends over for sleepovers. I had to tell all the other moms (and one dad) about our plight so they could check their kids' hair. The responses I got were almost identical: "Bon courage! Let me know if you need any advice. Do you have ze little comb?" Obviously, these French moms are pros at lice removal. The dad didn't reply.
Until now, I really had no idea what it took to get rid of the pesky parasites. It isn't easy, especially since they don't sell RID anywhere. But, never fear. Every pharmacy has plenty of local remedies available, and the pharmacists are eager to explain each one. No need to keep your voice down. Everyone knows what you're buying and they've all been there. The most essential thing, of course, is "ze comb". It comes in the box with most treatments.
This must be some kind of Renaissance lice comb. If anyone finds one of these, my birthday is coming up... Double-sided!! |
Our girls both have long hair. Daphne especially. A joy to behold, but a huge pain in terms of treating for lice. They've each had 3 treatments so far, each one takes at least an hour, and I'm going to do at least one more before they go back to school, just to make sure. And then I'm going to keep watching...
So, you may be wondering, did I treat myself? Non. I don't get lice.
But if I do, you bet I'll write another post!
Ahhh, I love France.
Another glass of red, please.
Happy lice-free New Year to everyone I love.
Katherine
PS: thanks to everyone who sent us your awesome Christmas cards this year. All six of you know who you are, and you totally ROCK!! The rest of you are losers until proven otherwise, and here's a little photo just for you: